SHADES OF BLACK

Bitter & Twisted

I hate public places. Especially public pools, it’s full of people humiliating themselves. Allowing exposure to there hidden eating problems.

I take my bacon, egg, cheese and BBQ sauce toasted sandwich there and eat it near the entrance so they know what they are missing.

I’ve become so bitter and twisted, it pleases me.

Aerobic instructors always sound the same, croaky womanly voice. Do they hire these people like that or does teaching aerobics turn you into a stereotypical woman caller? And why are they all listening to women power song? Like men are the reason they need to loose weight.

/rant